Saturday, December 5, 2009

Happy Tootidays!

Thanks to @mattiedog for sending out this pawesome holiday wish!

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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Dudefest Chippendales Video

I had to post this because I want it to live on forever! OMD! Thanks to @CokietheCat for making that for us. I have never laughed so hard! I must admit that I am one HOT dog.

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Ask Dr. Brutus Session 2

So it's been a bit longer than planned for my second session of #AskDrBrutus. In between mom and dad leaving us with the dogsitter, grandma coming to visit and finishing up all the details for #Dudefest, my plate has been a bit full. But fear not my dear readers. We got our second snow storm of the season this week so I'll be spending a lot more time in front of the fire answering your questions.

As a reminder, I'm not an expert on anything at all but I love to talk and share my opinion! Anyone is welcome to submit questions of any sort by tweeting the hashtag #AskDrBrutus or sending questions to @AskDrBrutus and I'll do some research, tell you what I think and we'll all have a great time.

*Of course, as I'm not a vet, medical expert, trainer, psychologist or any other expert please take my advice as you would that of your furiends and neighbors and consult a real expert if you have serious problems and issues. I don't want anyone to get hurt!

Question: How come hoomans don't got tails?

Answer: Evolution is a tricky thing and in many ways, humans do have tails, they just aren't like those of dogs and cats because humans no longer need them for everyday functions. Before a human becomes a fetus the embryo does have a tail but it is absorbed during development. Also, the tailbone is a reminent of a tail and can still be broken although it doesn't stick out of their bodies. Personally, I like having a tail. I use it as a weapon and regularly raise welts on my humans' legs. Hee, hee, hee!

Question: How can I tell if Frederick is a girl frog? Also, @FrogBuddha's tankmate Bert acts like a girl when humping. Why?

Answer: We had a lot of humping questions this session so let's start with the basics. Humping is a basic animal instinct when it comes to reproductive drive. Without getting too graphic, humping is natural and perfectly appropriate action. Sometimes it is also a way for animals to establish dominance.

As to your first question, figuring out what sex a frog is can be difficult and appears to depend on the kind of frog you and Fredrick are. Without knowing that, there are some possible ways including the male frog having bigger ears than their eyes, males are the only ones who call or sing, and females are often bigger in overall size. During the breeding season some male frogs develop what are called nuptial pads on the inner part of their limbs or digits. Some species have no external differences at all. So, if you can compare Fredrick's ears to his eyes or check his legs for pads or if you have never heard him make any sounds, you might be about to figure out if Fredrick is a boy or girl.

Finally, I am not really sure what a girl frog looks like humping. Given the nature of these things, I think that as long as Bert is on top and is the one doing the humping, he's probably the boy!

Question: My Bruder is a lil 4 lb chihuahua. He pounces on Big Eye (see photo), humps like a wild thing and then springs off off him and pants like mad! Da ugly doll's name is Big Eye, but when my Bruder is "dating him" we call him Poked Eye. Go here to watch the video of Spike's adventure with a date before Poked Eye.

Answer: Well, boys will be boys as they say. And if your brother is without his manly parts, the least you can do is let him go about his business with a toy that is much bigger than he is! Having seen the photo of Poked Eye, the ugly doll does not seem to be suffering any long-term damage (just don't put it in your mouth after he's done, ewww!).

Question: Will too many cookies make my butt look too big?

Answer: Daffy, while it is always a good idea to eat sensibly and get plenty of exercise, a wonderful cookie now and then will not make your butt look big. You've been working so hard collecting all of the bunny niblets for #Dudefest that you deserve an extra cookie. In fact, have 2 on me!

Much more to come on the next session of #AskDrBrutus!

Dr. Brutus

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Pigfest--A Celebration of Pork Products

At our weekly #squirrelclub meeting today, @ZackTheMadDog and @PoesTosca were joking about starting a #baconblast or #pigparty to celebrate the wonderful PIG! Come to find out there is a loosely organized #hamclub already so we have determined that it would be mutually beneficial to combine #hamclub and #baconblast into one weekly event designed to properly celebrate anipals' love of pig products (ham, bacon, pork, etc.).

Therefore, my #pigfest co-founder @CobwebDukes and I have put up a poll to the right of this post so that you can vote on the time that #pigfest will be held each week. Please vote now to have your voice heard. Vote by October 20th. The votes are in and #Pigfest will be held each Thursday at 11 am EST. Come one, come all!

*Please note, #pigfest is a funny celebration and not meant to offend anyone's religious or other beliefs. All anipals are invited to attend each week and food items other than pig products will be served including crickets, veggies, yogurt, fish, etc. Bring it if you want it.

An ode from @Gabby_da_Tabby
Da dane he is a mighty Brute
and on occasion he does toot
But at this time lets punce & jig
and celebrate the mighty pig

Cheers for #Pigfest from @Gabby_da_Tabby
Bacon bits, ham steaks, pork chops, roast
Brutus wants to be your #pigfest host
redeye gravy even bacon beer
everyone join dis #pigfest cheer
all those porkie foods give shine to your coat
please go to his blog for da #pigfest vote

On a sidenote, I've been talking about bacon so much that mom decided to write a blog about it herself. If you would like to read it, click here!

Love, Bru

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Ask Dr. Brutus--Session 1

My dear furiend Daffy (@no_crybaby_doGs) suggested that I host an #AskDrBrutus column on Twitter. While I'm not an expert on anything at all, I love to talk and share my opinion so we'll give it a whirl! Anyone is welcome to submit questions of any sort by tweeting the hashtag #AskDrBrutus and I'll do some research, tell you what I think and we'll all have a great time.

*Of course, as I'm not a vet, medical expert, trainer, psychologist or any other expert please take my advice as you would that of your furiends and neighbors and consult a real expert if you have serious problems and issues. I don't want anyone to get hurt!

So, let's get started. We had a number of questions submitted this morning:

I am a 3 yo ToyFox. I never took a toy apart 2 see whas inside. Am I ok?

Being a terrier, I'm surprised you do not have a strong prey drive but many of the smaller toy breeds have had that trait breed out of them. High prey-drive tendencies are more common in working breeds. We further discovered that Daffy had been treated very poorly in her first home and had a lot of fear prior to finding her forever home. That fear may be the reason she is less "curious" (destructive) than many doggies. You are completely fine my dear!

Do mollusks have stinky butts?

I first had to learn what a mollusk was myself. Mollusks are shellfish (not actual fish and some live on land) and can be any of 3 varieties:
Hatchet-footed - These live inside of two shells that are connected by a muscular hinge which can open and close the shell. They are referred to as bivalves. Lines on the shell tell how old the mollusk is as the shell gets bigger, the older the shellfish gets. Clams, scallops, oysters and mussels are bivalves.
Belly-footed - These have just one spiral shell and carry their shells on their backs. They are called univalves. The snail, slug, periwinkle and conch belong to this group.
Head-footed - These have a definite head surrounded by tentacles. The squid and octopus are two in this group.

So, now that we know what a mollusk is we must determine if they have stinky butts. Mollusks ingest food through a siphon system that takes it to its mouth before entering a digestive gland and the intestine. Wastes leave via the butt. Therefore, mollusks have stinky butts in the same way that we kittehs and doggies do!

I'd be interested in knowing the reason why Danes shouldn't have Nylabones?

This question was brought up because I said that the rescue organization I came from said that danes shouldn't eat them. After reviewing the packet that I came with when I was adopted, it said that we should not be given rawhides and pigs ears because they are hard to digest and may potentially cause bloat or blockages because danes are prone to bloat. There are many causes of bloat and no one knows for sure how to prevent it entirely so it was a caution against doing things that might cause more occurences. Fact: mom was incorrect when she said that the rescue said not to give Nylabones to me. However, doing some further research, I was particularly interested in this link:

which went into discussions on Greenies, Nylabones, rawhides, stuffed toys, etc.

Overall, given all of the data and opinions out there, it is probably safe to say that owners and their doggies should do some research, test out different products under close supervision and make an educated decision about what we should or should not chew on! Which leads into our next question...

Why is pet-parents so mean sumtime? Why dey get all upset 'bout little things like chewin' shoes?

Pet parents are territorial just like we pets are. Just like doggies may have their own favorite toy or bone or blankie, hoomans have their favorite belongings to. Many mommies (and some daddies) love their shoes (a lot). We like them too because they smell like our hoomans.

For example, yesterday, I ate my mom's new hardback book she had been reading. I didn't want to read it, I just liked the fact that it smelled like her and I missed her so I chewed on it.

The lesson to be learned here is that we need to respect our hoomans things in the same way that they respect our toys and don't take them away from us and throw them in the garbage when they are chewed up and stinky.

Do frogs toot?

The internet provides a wealth of information about frog poop but nothing about frog toots. Given that @cricketthetoad and @albinofrog regularly send me toots and #FartFriday greetings, I'm gonna guess that they must enjoy a good release of stinky gas now and then. If anyone has any scientific info to add, I'll be happy to post it!

That's all for this week's #AskDrBrutus! Don't forget to submit your questions by tweeting the hashtag #AskDrBrutus and/or post a comment below or tweet @BrutustheDane.

Love, Bru

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Dudefest November 13-14, 2009

It's a celebration of all things dude in the anipals world!

Our #Dudefest pawty on November 13-14, 2009 is in honor of @BrunotheDog who has recently moved to a new home in Maine. Consider it a housewarming pawty/welcome-home celebration as he pawties with his old furiends and looks forward to meeting new ones! Join us at Dogmigo River for a howling good time!

Your #Dudefest organizers are:
@HanktheDoggy - in charge of BACON BEER (brewmeister) and DJs
@SidtheCatahoula - in charge of desserts and @BrunotheDog
@BigBoyBosco - in charge of peace keeping, trouble making and the poo gun
@trailerparkdogs - in charge of all design details, tooting and trouble
@SydPie - in charge of barktenders, menu planner and hot dudette
@OatieDog - Welcome Wheaten (your hostess with the mostest!) and hot dudette
@MadisontheLab - in charge of PR and hot dudette
@brutusthedane - Dudefest planner and chief troublemaker

Hope you can all join us for a great time!


DudeFest Details:
November 13-14
6 p.m. EST to 6 p.m. EST (24 hours of dudeness!)

Dogmigo River

All anipals are invited to attend but expect crudeness including burping, tooting, bacon beer drinking, cigar smoking, poo shooting and poker playing. (We will have plenty of drinks and activities for our younger anipals and barktenders will be IDing for drinks. We want everyone to be safe and have fun!)

There is no sekurity so pawty on dudes and dudettes! We are just dudes having a good time! @GeorgetheDuck will be constructing the paw wall so please make sure to RSVP at the link above. (Thanks George!)

While no gifts are required to attend this housewarming pawty, if you would like to give a little something to a local animal shelter in @BrunotheDog's area that would be fantastic (donation link above)! Harvest Hills Animal Shelter is a non-profit organization which contracts with nineteen towns in Western Maine to accept neglected, stray and abandoned cats and dogs. These animals are brought in by the towns’ animal control officers. When space is available, Harvest Hills also accepts owner surrendered animals from all surrounding communities in Maine and New Hampshire and will assist other shelters by providing a safe place for adoptable animals that would otherwise be euthanised, or did not fit another shelters admission policies. Since opening its doors in 1992, Harvest Hills has found loving homes for approximately 9000 cats and dogs.

The theme is simply dude stuff. Come dressed to the nines, wear a fake mustache, or don't dress up at all--it really doesn't matter!


Dudefest Drink Menu

#1 BACON BEER! – The first. The only. BACON BEER!
#2 Lab ‘N Lager — bacon beer with fur of @BrunotheDog (guest of honor)
#3 Baconrita – tequila, bacon, more bacon, triple sec or Grand Marnier, fresh lime, more bacon
#4 Razzmatazz – salmon, tuna, bacon, ham, blended with gin, chilled glass
#5 Dudaroni! – pepperoni blended to perfection and mixed with Bacon Beer
#6 Princess Poison – sweet and fruity umbrella drink for the ladies *giggles*
#7 Hound Dog – blended hot dogs and whisky, served chunky
#8 RottieRita – root beer, Navan vanilla liquor, vodka, dollop of vanilla ice cream, bacon chaser
#9 Pickled Herring – vodka, citrus, bloody Mary mix, sweet pickle relish, wedge of lime, celery salt rim, herring garnish
#10 Cat-mopolitian – cranberry juice, vodka, Grand Marnier, catnip float, salmon garnish
#11 Niptini – The classic #pawty drink!
#12 Veganrita – v-8 juice and tequila with a splash of Grand Marnier
#13 Whine – Red, white or rose
#14 Duck blind - Basic Here Duckie!!! with a vodka pond added, frozen and blended, sushi float
#15 Loose Moose Juice - moose droppings (anipal-safe chocolate-covered almonds) blended with gin
#16 Hooch (@PierrethePoodle's special blend of fire water) no limits! Bacon or regular!

Non-alcoholic Concoctions
#1 Here Duckie!!! – extra large martini glass w/ pummeled pond grass, lemonlime, and a sushi float
#2 Water – large or small bowl with ice cubes
#3 White heaven – milk for the kitties
#4 Go Bananas! - something special for Kolo and friends
#5 Opaque heaven – tuna juice straight up, no chaser
#6 Catachino – hot coffee whipped with cream
#7 Tea please – choice of teas
#8 B Brothers Coffee - A special blend created by @BrunotheDog and @BrutustheDane naturally roasted coffee with the essence of toot (rotten eggs and tuna)

Dudefest Noms!

#1 Bruno’s Meat Pie — Bruno's favorite meat pie
#2 Tootybrutie — chili with extra beans
#3 Trailertoots — Swanson's bacon-beer battered chicken dinner
#4 Sydsoup - white bean soup
#5 Swankyhanks — hot dogs and beans
#6 Smokinsids — brown beans w/pork
#7 Uh-oh-oaties — beans and rice
#8 Poopinpeties — bean and nip
#9 Gut Grenade – ribs, beans (with extra pork), cornbread, spicy fries, comes with a Bacon Beer
#10 Farts on a Stick! – bologna rollups
#11 Lettuce Dance – wedge salad with tiny tomatoes and crumbled blue cheese (choice of dressing)
#12 Flickin chicken – Shredded chicken salad sandwich, hold the lettuce

#13 BACON! OMD BACON! – 1 pound of overcooked bacon, crispy, crunchy, yummy bacon
#14 Schmooopy shrooms – crab stuffed mushrooms
#15 It fell on the floor – kitchen surprise
#16 Tootsie Roll – special treat for the dogs
#17 Bird Flew – honey mustard chicken skewers
#18 Swine Flew – BBQ pork skewers
#19 Ham dinner! - Ham, au gratin potatoes, green beans, mustard sauce

#20 Corn cob – a corn cob for your digging and burying pleasure
#21 HOT DOG! - Grilled natural casing franks with fresh homemade rolls
#22 OMD! Cheeseburger cooked rare with all the fixings
#23 Pizza – veggie pizza (also available with hamburger or pepperoni)
#24 Stealth Farts - Deviled eggs
#25 Bunny BMs - candy-coated bunny poos (no need to order--snack bowls located on all bars and tables, neverending!)
#26 Cheesy Potato Beer Soup - Daffy's specialty
#27 Toad Tasties - crickets and crispy cricket legs
#28 Maddy Fingers - Chicken fingers

Dudefest Desserts!
#1 The HanseeSundae - Three scoops of ice cream (beef chicken and pork)topped with whipped whipped cream and sprinkled with bacon and sausage bits.
#2 The Kolo Martin - chocolate covered banana
#3 The SydPie - A deep, rich (safe for animals) chocolate pie with swirls of fleur de sel caramel
#4 Feline Fantasy - lightly whipped tuna mousse studded with bits of nip. Garnished with catnip chips.
#5 The three fish souffle
#6 Lemon, champagne strawberry gratin with pistachio Ice cream and banana crisp
#7 Coconut fruit soup with mango chips and caramel ice cream
#8 Teddy bear chocolate mousse - a favorite of Henryandfriends. For dipping pleasure, a pistachio and hazelnut biscotti
#9 The Rubber ducky - citrus fruit jellies in passionfruit, lemon and peach.
#10 Brutus The Danish - for anipals who prefer breakfast sweets, cheese or fruit danish
#11 The Happpiii - a platter of everything, guaranteed to make you wave with glee
#12 The Hank the Doggy Oreo cheesecake with a nutty graham cracker crust
#13 Big Boy Bosco - Frosty paws milkshake. Add your own mix-ins. Guaranteed to NOT give you a stomach ache ;-)
#14 The Super Muffy - one ball of coconut flavored cotton candy surrounded by two balls of pink lemonade cotton candy
#15 Whoa! – Aerosol can whipped cream
#16 BunnyLoadCakes - baked specially by no_crybaby_doGs' mom, bunny poos baked into a delicious carrot cake
#17 The Bruno Original - Apple-nougat tart (sauteed apples, nougat almond mix, traditional sweet dough base)
#18 The Bruno in Maine - Pear almond & apricot tartlets
#19 The Fruity Bruno - Strawberry rhubarb tart with almond cream, strawberry gelee and rhubarb compote
#20 The Nutty Bruno - Vanilla nougat with chunks of almonds, dried cherries and chunks of dried beef

We have DJ spots available. If you would like to help, please contact @HanktheDoggy or myself.
November 13
6 pm EST: @SidtheCatahoula
7 pm EST: @lexingtonthepup
8 pm EST: @mattiedog
9 pm EST: @GeorgetheDuck
10 pm EST:@BunnyJeanCook
11 pm EST:@BunnyJeanCook
November 14
midnight EST: @BigSkyMonte
1 am EST:
2 am EST: @LouPeb
3 am EST: @LouPeb
4 am EST: @flicka47
5 am EST: @flicka47
6 am EST: @flicka47
7 am EST: @Dogstoyevsky
8 am EST: @Dogstoyevsky
9 am EST: @kittehboi
10 am EST: @mattiedog
11 am EST: @Yoda_the_Dog
noon EST: @HanktheDoggy
1 pm EST:
2 pm EST:
3 pm EST:
4 pm EST:
5 pm EST: @buddybentley
6 pm EST: @SidtheCatahoula

We also have barktending spots open. (You must be over 18 or 21--depending on your country--to barktend!) If you would like to help, please contact @SydPie or myself.
November 13
6 pm EST: @tweetypie54
7 pm EST: @MrKiplingwoof
8 pm EST: @Meow_Girls
9 pm EST: @PierreThePoodle
10 pm EST: @MadisonTheLab
11 pm EST: @BigBoyBosco
November 14
midnight EST: @BigBoyBosco
1 am EST:
2 am EST: @JavaTheCat
3 am EST:
4 am EST:
5 am EST:
6 am EST: @LadyBonessa (noon GMT)
7 am EST: @LadyBonessa (1 pm GMT)
8 am EST: @OatieDog
9 am EST: @tuttifruiti_cat
10 am EST: @trailerparkdogs
11 am EST: @trailerparkdogs
noon EST: @tweetypie54
1 pm EST: @OatieDog
2 pm EST: @BigBoyBosco
3 pm EST: @GeorgetheDuck
4 pm EST: Our Guest of Honor: @BrunotheDog!
5 pm EST: Our Guest of Honor: @BrunotheDog!
6 pm EST: @PierreThePoodle