Sunday, September 27, 2009

Dudefest November 13-14, 2009

It's a celebration of all things dude in the anipals world!

Our #Dudefest pawty on November 13-14, 2009 is in honor of @BrunotheDog who has recently moved to a new home in Maine. Consider it a housewarming pawty/welcome-home celebration as he pawties with his old furiends and looks forward to meeting new ones! Join us at Dogmigo River for a howling good time!

Your #Dudefest organizers are:
@HanktheDoggy - in charge of BACON BEER (brewmeister) and DJs
@SidtheCatahoula - in charge of desserts and @BrunotheDog
@BigBoyBosco - in charge of peace keeping, trouble making and the poo gun
@trailerparkdogs - in charge of all design details, tooting and trouble
@SydPie - in charge of barktenders, menu planner and hot dudette
@OatieDog - Welcome Wheaten (your hostess with the mostest!) and hot dudette
@MadisontheLab - in charge of PR and hot dudette
@brutusthedane - Dudefest planner and chief troublemaker

Hope you can all join us for a great time!


DudeFest Details:
November 13-14
6 p.m. EST to 6 p.m. EST (24 hours of dudeness!)

Dogmigo River

All anipals are invited to attend but expect crudeness including burping, tooting, bacon beer drinking, cigar smoking, poo shooting and poker playing. (We will have plenty of drinks and activities for our younger anipals and barktenders will be IDing for drinks. We want everyone to be safe and have fun!)

There is no sekurity so pawty on dudes and dudettes! We are just dudes having a good time! @GeorgetheDuck will be constructing the paw wall so please make sure to RSVP at the link above. (Thanks George!)

While no gifts are required to attend this housewarming pawty, if you would like to give a little something to a local animal shelter in @BrunotheDog's area that would be fantastic (donation link above)! Harvest Hills Animal Shelter is a non-profit organization which contracts with nineteen towns in Western Maine to accept neglected, stray and abandoned cats and dogs. These animals are brought in by the towns’ animal control officers. When space is available, Harvest Hills also accepts owner surrendered animals from all surrounding communities in Maine and New Hampshire and will assist other shelters by providing a safe place for adoptable animals that would otherwise be euthanised, or did not fit another shelters admission policies. Since opening its doors in 1992, Harvest Hills has found loving homes for approximately 9000 cats and dogs.

The theme is simply dude stuff. Come dressed to the nines, wear a fake mustache, or don't dress up at all--it really doesn't matter!


Dudefest Drink Menu

#1 BACON BEER! – The first. The only. BACON BEER!
#2 Lab ‘N Lager — bacon beer with fur of @BrunotheDog (guest of honor)
#3 Baconrita – tequila, bacon, more bacon, triple sec or Grand Marnier, fresh lime, more bacon
#4 Razzmatazz – salmon, tuna, bacon, ham, blended with gin, chilled glass
#5 Dudaroni! – pepperoni blended to perfection and mixed with Bacon Beer
#6 Princess Poison – sweet and fruity umbrella drink for the ladies *giggles*
#7 Hound Dog – blended hot dogs and whisky, served chunky
#8 RottieRita – root beer, Navan vanilla liquor, vodka, dollop of vanilla ice cream, bacon chaser
#9 Pickled Herring – vodka, citrus, bloody Mary mix, sweet pickle relish, wedge of lime, celery salt rim, herring garnish
#10 Cat-mopolitian – cranberry juice, vodka, Grand Marnier, catnip float, salmon garnish
#11 Niptini – The classic #pawty drink!
#12 Veganrita – v-8 juice and tequila with a splash of Grand Marnier
#13 Whine – Red, white or rose
#14 Duck blind - Basic Here Duckie!!! with a vodka pond added, frozen and blended, sushi float
#15 Loose Moose Juice - moose droppings (anipal-safe chocolate-covered almonds) blended with gin
#16 Hooch (@PierrethePoodle's special blend of fire water) no limits! Bacon or regular!

Non-alcoholic Concoctions
#1 Here Duckie!!! – extra large martini glass w/ pummeled pond grass, lemonlime, and a sushi float
#2 Water – large or small bowl with ice cubes
#3 White heaven – milk for the kitties
#4 Go Bananas! - something special for Kolo and friends
#5 Opaque heaven – tuna juice straight up, no chaser
#6 Catachino – hot coffee whipped with cream
#7 Tea please – choice of teas
#8 B Brothers Coffee - A special blend created by @BrunotheDog and @BrutustheDane naturally roasted coffee with the essence of toot (rotten eggs and tuna)

Dudefest Noms!

#1 Bruno’s Meat Pie — Bruno's favorite meat pie
#2 Tootybrutie — chili with extra beans
#3 Trailertoots — Swanson's bacon-beer battered chicken dinner
#4 Sydsoup - white bean soup
#5 Swankyhanks — hot dogs and beans
#6 Smokinsids — brown beans w/pork
#7 Uh-oh-oaties — beans and rice
#8 Poopinpeties — bean and nip
#9 Gut Grenade – ribs, beans (with extra pork), cornbread, spicy fries, comes with a Bacon Beer
#10 Farts on a Stick! – bologna rollups
#11 Lettuce Dance – wedge salad with tiny tomatoes and crumbled blue cheese (choice of dressing)
#12 Flickin chicken – Shredded chicken salad sandwich, hold the lettuce

#13 BACON! OMD BACON! – 1 pound of overcooked bacon, crispy, crunchy, yummy bacon
#14 Schmooopy shrooms – crab stuffed mushrooms
#15 It fell on the floor – kitchen surprise
#16 Tootsie Roll – special treat for the dogs
#17 Bird Flew – honey mustard chicken skewers
#18 Swine Flew – BBQ pork skewers
#19 Ham dinner! - Ham, au gratin potatoes, green beans, mustard sauce

#20 Corn cob – a corn cob for your digging and burying pleasure
#21 HOT DOG! - Grilled natural casing franks with fresh homemade rolls
#22 OMD! Cheeseburger cooked rare with all the fixings
#23 Pizza – veggie pizza (also available with hamburger or pepperoni)
#24 Stealth Farts - Deviled eggs
#25 Bunny BMs - candy-coated bunny poos (no need to order--snack bowls located on all bars and tables, neverending!)
#26 Cheesy Potato Beer Soup - Daffy's specialty
#27 Toad Tasties - crickets and crispy cricket legs
#28 Maddy Fingers - Chicken fingers

Dudefest Desserts!
#1 The HanseeSundae - Three scoops of ice cream (beef chicken and pork)topped with whipped whipped cream and sprinkled with bacon and sausage bits.
#2 The Kolo Martin - chocolate covered banana
#3 The SydPie - A deep, rich (safe for animals) chocolate pie with swirls of fleur de sel caramel
#4 Feline Fantasy - lightly whipped tuna mousse studded with bits of nip. Garnished with catnip chips.
#5 The three fish souffle
#6 Lemon, champagne strawberry gratin with pistachio Ice cream and banana crisp
#7 Coconut fruit soup with mango chips and caramel ice cream
#8 Teddy bear chocolate mousse - a favorite of Henryandfriends. For dipping pleasure, a pistachio and hazelnut biscotti
#9 The Rubber ducky - citrus fruit jellies in passionfruit, lemon and peach.
#10 Brutus The Danish - for anipals who prefer breakfast sweets, cheese or fruit danish
#11 The Happpiii - a platter of everything, guaranteed to make you wave with glee
#12 The Hank the Doggy Oreo cheesecake with a nutty graham cracker crust
#13 Big Boy Bosco - Frosty paws milkshake. Add your own mix-ins. Guaranteed to NOT give you a stomach ache ;-)
#14 The Super Muffy - one ball of coconut flavored cotton candy surrounded by two balls of pink lemonade cotton candy
#15 Whoa! – Aerosol can whipped cream
#16 BunnyLoadCakes - baked specially by no_crybaby_doGs' mom, bunny poos baked into a delicious carrot cake
#17 The Bruno Original - Apple-nougat tart (sauteed apples, nougat almond mix, traditional sweet dough base)
#18 The Bruno in Maine - Pear almond & apricot tartlets
#19 The Fruity Bruno - Strawberry rhubarb tart with almond cream, strawberry gelee and rhubarb compote
#20 The Nutty Bruno - Vanilla nougat with chunks of almonds, dried cherries and chunks of dried beef

We have DJ spots available. If you would like to help, please contact @HanktheDoggy or myself.
November 13
6 pm EST: @SidtheCatahoula
7 pm EST: @lexingtonthepup
8 pm EST: @mattiedog
9 pm EST: @GeorgetheDuck
10 pm EST:@BunnyJeanCook
11 pm EST:@BunnyJeanCook
November 14
midnight EST: @BigSkyMonte
1 am EST:
2 am EST: @LouPeb
3 am EST: @LouPeb
4 am EST: @flicka47
5 am EST: @flicka47
6 am EST: @flicka47
7 am EST: @Dogstoyevsky
8 am EST: @Dogstoyevsky
9 am EST: @kittehboi
10 am EST: @mattiedog
11 am EST: @Yoda_the_Dog
noon EST: @HanktheDoggy
1 pm EST:
2 pm EST:
3 pm EST:
4 pm EST:
5 pm EST: @buddybentley
6 pm EST: @SidtheCatahoula

We also have barktending spots open. (You must be over 18 or 21--depending on your country--to barktend!) If you would like to help, please contact @SydPie or myself.
November 13
6 pm EST: @tweetypie54
7 pm EST: @MrKiplingwoof
8 pm EST: @Meow_Girls
9 pm EST: @PierreThePoodle
10 pm EST: @MadisonTheLab
11 pm EST: @BigBoyBosco
November 14
midnight EST: @BigBoyBosco
1 am EST:
2 am EST: @JavaTheCat
3 am EST:
4 am EST:
5 am EST:
6 am EST: @LadyBonessa (noon GMT)
7 am EST: @LadyBonessa (1 pm GMT)
8 am EST: @OatieDog
9 am EST: @tuttifruiti_cat
10 am EST: @trailerparkdogs
11 am EST: @trailerparkdogs
noon EST: @tweetypie54
1 pm EST: @OatieDog
2 pm EST: @BigBoyBosco
3 pm EST: @GeorgetheDuck
4 pm EST: Our Guest of Honor: @BrunotheDog!
5 pm EST: Our Guest of Honor: @BrunotheDog!
6 pm EST: @PierreThePoodle